Awww, you’re not bastards. I think you’re really nice.
But evolution is a thing that can be explained pretty much irrefutably in like ten minutes, as I do here, and the fact that we’re having a prolonged national debate about it makes me grouchy.
Episode two! There are two episodes now! It’s a real podcast! To think we have lived to see such times!
I have realized too late that, in discussing the character “Chaos” from “Primal Rage,” I neglected to mention that he is a giant, pinkish ape. I apologize sincerely. This will not happen again. I mean, not this exactly.
Thousands of minutes ago, a prophecy foretold that the many-headed hydra that is Reverend Matt’s Monster Science should grow a new head: A podcast. A podcast head. And so it has come to pass! Episode One! I talk about phoenixes! It’s about ten minutes long! Listen to it in the car! While exercising! In class! (If your teacher catches you, tell them what you’re listening to, and they will shake your hand!)
More to come! Watch this space! And other phrases!