So! You find yourself being attacked by a dinosaur. It happens to all of us at one time or another. The first thing you need to do: panic! The second thing: stop panicking. Number three: remember all of the helpful tips, tricks and techniques that you learned from “What to Do in Case Of Dinosaur Attack.” Full to the brim with the facts you need to defend yourself from raptors and tyrannosaurs and sauropods and ceratopsians and more besides! Don’t take the risk of not seeing this show!

Third in the Phoenix Late Night series, it’s all your favorite cryptozoological creatures – sasquatch and Nessie and so on – approached not in terms of the plausibility of sightings, but the plausibility of ecology. How would bigfoot survive the winter? Is there enough food in Loch Ness for a monster? And sea serpents and goat-suckers and more besides!

This week, I simultaneously defend and attack the discipline of cryptozoology. Check out the new, colorized title screen! Wow, so great-looking. Colors by Mr. Joe Rheault; line art, as before, by the extraordinary Dr. Amy Bambi Wendt. Also special thanks to Gregory Bauhof, for assisting me with figuring out how to edit this thing!